With hours to kill in the van on the European tour I decided to document a few of the funny things that happened in cartoon form (I'm not much of a cartoonist but I did my best). Of course most of it is highly exaggerated.
The adventures of The Welsh Git (Part
We had the pleasure of playing with T.S.O.L., The Business, D.R.I., D.O.A., and a ton of other bands on the Social Chaos tour. In case you didn't know "The Business" are a Skinhead/Oi band out of the UK - a great bunch of guys. The UK Subs came up with list of things you're unlikely to hear coming from their van. - If the Business take offence to this light hearted roast, please be advised that it was all the French Tee Shirt girl "Fi Fi's" idea!
Top 10 things you won't hear inside "The Business" tour van:
Jacek Ostoya from Ten Bright Spikes Emailed me this joke.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the
Here are some funny photos and videos of some stuff we found on the Internet:
Punk Corner - Ask Syd Snott
Q: Dear Syd, I think my wife is fooling around with some punk kid while Im at work. How can I trap this jerk? Darran Collins - Chicago IL
A: When you go to work, leave a big bag of $100 bills and a six pack on the green night stand on Maggys side of the bed every day for a month.
Q: How do I get our guitar player to shut the fuck up at rehearsals? Don (Rat Bastards) - Dayton OH
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
Q: Whats it like to be a rebel, Syd? Cathy - Dallas TX
A. Well Ill tell you Cathy, I go where I want, when I want Im as free as a bird - no one tells me what to do... Oh hold on, yes mum, ok, yes Ill clean my room up later, mum... Im doing an important phone Question and answer for NRA. Yes I picked up the groceries, no its not the National Rifle Association. Mum can we talk later.....
Q: Syd, I have so many safety pins and such in my face I can't go through the airport metal detector, and if I get searched they'll find all the bombs I've got. - Ann Elk Richmond VA
A: I usually throw up on myself, this discourages most guards from searching you. Storing dog shit in you're pockets helps too.
Q: Dear Syd, how do I get my hair to look like Syd Viscous? - Stu Pidd - Atlanta GA
A: Kill yourself and be dead for about fifteen years.
A: Buy a rubber stamp that says FAT Wreck Chords. Stamp the jackets of your record collection and then play them at 45 RPM instead of 33.
Q: Being a punk is great, but as I don't work I'm always broke. So I'm really depressed, what can I do? - Mal Content - Dallas TX
A: Cheer up! I own two record shops and a string of clothing stores, and drive a Rolls Royce, yet I moved to Chicago only two years ago from rural Michigan with just the clothes on my back. Oh yeah and my $3,000,000 inheritance.
Q: Dear Syd, my Girlfriend hates oral sex, what should I do? - Frustrated, Tampa FL
A: Can't help you on that one Frustrated, my girlfriend 'Spot' loves it.
Q: Dear Syd, Fat Wreck Chords keeps on sending us junk mail. What should we do? - Jim Puke, Maggie Trash, Dot Communist, Billy Goat - San Diego CA
A: Start a band, they'll sign you and take you off the mailing list, trouble is though, they'll send you loads of money then.
Q: Help! Syd I'm out of control on drink and drugs, last week I smashed my mum's TV against the wall in a drunken stupper and then proceeded to piss on the carpet. - The Walrus - Konosha WI